I hate email forwards. My friends and family know this, so whenever they DO send me one, I know it’s either pretty funny or pretty insightful. My brother sent me a great one today and since it relates to being single/finding guys, I had to post it. I feel two ways about it though. You either listen to this and think: “Thank GOD I’m still single instead of with some loser like this.” Or – “Oh Lord – is this what’s out there for me to choose from.” Of course, as most email forwards are, this could be a total hoax – and for the sake of single girls everywhere, let’s hope it is!
The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on X street in (insert city here). This guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him. Below is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books – especially the second voice mail. After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back – instead she called in to the local morning radio show and had them play this on the air.
Ladies: this is what’s out there…. So have a listen…laugh, and thank your lucky stars you are either single, in a relationship, or not with this guy….